BAD OMENS:
MONDAY NOVEMBER 14TH, 2022 OR
THE DAY OF THE ASSHOLE
The tarot cards have
Foreseen the horrible future
And his return
All the signs
Impossible
To ignore
The first hint
Was The Tower card
The second? A
Loud & long wailing inhuman fart
Sound eminating from the
Downstairs neighbors
Apartment
Who’s a staunch
Republican with a
Make America Great Again
Sticker
On his pickup truck
The candles
Immediately started
Flickering and all the
Dogs in the neighborhood
All took a massive dump at once
All
At the same exact time
And from a place unknown
Perhaps another dimension
Or the spirit world
A loud screaming voice came through
The walls which said in an errie, frightening &
Mournful voice
OH NO, OH NO!
It’s That RACIST ASSHOLE AGAIN!
And He’s Running For President AGAIN!
ASS-HOLE
ASS-HOLE
ASSSSSSSSSHOLLLLLLLEEE …
11 … 14 … 22
BEWARE !
BEWARE THE FAT & UGLY
ORANGE ASS-HOLE !
And then?
A book on the U.S. Constitution
Mysteriously fell off the shelf
And opened up to a page
Which said:
AMENDMENT 14
Which must be read
In an exorcism
To rid him
From this world
For good
~ R.M. Engelhardt ©2022
R.M. ENGELHARDT 