SUPERIOR POET DICK SYNDROME
Do you suffer from
SUPERIOR POET DICK SYNDROME?
Are you well … A Dick?
Here’s a list of symptoms:
1.
You post in poetry groups but
You rarely comment or even bother to like
Other poets work always trying to
Outshine them
2.
You must constantly insult
And or make shitty attempts to
Compare yourself to famous dead poets
Who can’t defend themselves usually
Using the overused flavor of the month cancel
Culture or go with the flow tactics but
Are you yourself using narcissistic a-hole
Verbiage and trying to imitate their style
Completely
3.
You self proclaim yourself the “Poet
Of your Era” mocking & dissing the poets of
Previous eras who did all the footwork you
Create lies about and slander earning
The ” King Shit ” crown of pretentious
Thorns believing you are the next messiah
Who no one actually reads
4.
You see yourself as celebrity material
When in fact no one’s ever heard of
You outside social media
- You were probably an asshole or
A bully to begin with
6.
Your time is coming
7.
Your time is HERE.
And with a single, solitary poem
We have just wiped our asses
With the pages of your last
Unoriginal & boring
Book
~ R.M. Engelhardt
©2024
