Chris The Happy Aryan Poet

CHRIS THE HAPPY AYRAN POET

Chris The Happy Ayran Poet
Sits all day contemplating
Creating another evil plan
Evil strategy writing evil poems
& plans out arguments with poets
Who refuse to publish his poems

In their journals

That nobody
Wants to read
Or publish

Ever

Chris the E.B.
Writes poems
About America
Worships Kanye
Trump & Hitler
Likes wearing his
Happy red MAGA baseball
Cap as he spreads
His hate allover the
Poetry world

Seething in
His own lost genius
At everyone who
Doubts that golly he is
The best damn poet in
The crowd who has
Ever been released
From prison

For stealing gummy bears

Or who has watched every
Episode of Mister
Rogers Neighborhood

2000 times

DAMN LIBERALS!
DAMN POETS!
I’m better than all of
You

WAHHH !

He cries

Says

Puts out racist
Proud white boy
Trash on Amazon
And then gives free
Copies to his Mom

Who ( incidentally)

Is the only one who
Ever reads or buys his
Poems

At all

But Fear Not:

Chris The
Happy Aryan Poet
It’s said has finally
Found his crowd
In hate monger groups
And at KKK meetings
Who like to read his stuff

Masturbating

Frequently

To all his verses
Of hate
Violence &
Destruction

But how long
Before even more Happy
Aryan poets come along?

Bringing their anger
To open mics

With guns?

With hate?

With more bad poetry
Looking to hurt us

All?

~ R.M. Engelhardt
@2023